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I’ve cooked for people I should have poisoned self control shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Original Design – Soft Cotton, Vibrant Print
Picture this: you throw it on, look in the mirror, and just know it’s the one. Soft Gildan® fabric, print that pops, comfort that lasts all day. This isn’t just a shirt – it’s a mood.
📸 The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.
Why Everyone’s Grabbing This
- 🎨 Built to Last – DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
- 🧵 Quality on Another Level – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Responsibly dyed, ridiculously soft.
- 👕 All-Day Comfort – Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
- 🇺🇸 US Cotton, Real Quality – Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Feel good about what you wear.
Fabric Specs
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3–6 oz – soft, breathable, classic fit.
- Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester – cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Choose Your Style
Reference the charts below before you order:


- Browse colors and compare with the chart.
- Use the size guide for the best fit.
- Add to cart and you’re all set!
Shipping & Delivery
- ✅ Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ Express US: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.
Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.
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